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Palme d'Awful Awards 2025

2025-03-14 · The Wilted Grand, Sydney

The first annual descent.

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Winners & Nominees

Worst Picture

FilmResultFan Vote
Vanguard MothWinnerConnect Patreon to vote for Vanguard Moth
Whale Song ChristmasNominatedConnect Patreon to vote for Whale Song Christmas
The Kelp WifeNominatedConnect Patreon to vote for The Kelp Wife

Worst Director

FilmResultFan Vote
Vanguard MothWinnerConnect Patreon to vote for Vanguard Moth
Whale Song ChristmasNominatedConnect Patreon to vote for Whale Song Christmas
The Kelp WifeNominatedConnect Patreon to vote for The Kelp Wife

Worst Screenplay

FilmResultFan Vote
Cannonball Diplomacy 2WinnerConnect Patreon to vote for Cannonball Diplomacy 2
Nan's UberNominatedConnect Patreon to vote for Nan's Uber
Vanguard MothNominatedConnect Patreon to vote for Vanguard Moth

Worst Cinematography

FilmResultFan Vote
The Kelp WifeWinnerConnect Patreon to vote for The Kelp Wife
Cannonball Diplomacy 2NominatedConnect Patreon to vote for Cannonball Diplomacy 2
Nan's UberNominatedConnect Patreon to vote for Nan's Uber

Worst Lead Actor

FilmResultFan Vote
Vanguard MothWinnerConnect Patreon to vote for Vanguard Moth
Whale Song ChristmasNominatedConnect Patreon to vote for Whale Song Christmas
The Kelp WifeNominatedConnect Patreon to vote for The Kelp Wife

Worst Supporting Actor

FilmResultFan Vote
Whale Song ChristmasWinnerConnect Patreon to vote for Whale Song Christmas
The Kelp WifeNominatedConnect Patreon to vote for The Kelp Wife
Cannonball Diplomacy 2NominatedConnect Patreon to vote for Cannonball Diplomacy 2

Worst Ensemble

FilmResultFan Vote
Cannonball Diplomacy 2WinnerConnect Patreon to vote for Cannonball Diplomacy 2
Nan's UberNominatedConnect Patreon to vote for Nan's Uber
Vanguard MothNominatedConnect Patreon to vote for Vanguard Moth

Worst Remake, Reboot or Sequel

FilmResultFan Vote
Cannonball Diplomacy 2WinnerConnect Patreon to vote for Cannonball Diplomacy 2
Nan's UberNominatedConnect Patreon to vote for Nan's Uber
Vanguard MothNominatedConnect Patreon to vote for Vanguard Moth

Biggest Waste of Talent

FilmResultFan Vote
Whale Song ChristmasWinnerConnect Patreon to vote for Whale Song Christmas
The Kelp WifeNominatedConnect Patreon to vote for The Kelp Wife
Cannonball Diplomacy 2NominatedConnect Patreon to vote for Cannonball Diplomacy 2

Biggest Waste of Budget

FilmResultFan Vote
Vanguard MothWinnerConnect Patreon to vote for Vanguard Moth
Whale Song ChristmasNominatedConnect Patreon to vote for Whale Song Christmas
The Kelp WifeNominatedConnect Patreon to vote for The Kelp Wife

Most Cynical Cash Grab

FilmResultFan Vote
Cannonball Diplomacy 2WinnerConnect Patreon to vote for Cannonball Diplomacy 2
Nan's UberNominatedConnect Patreon to vote for Nan's Uber
Vanguard MothNominatedConnect Patreon to vote for Vanguard Moth

The Silver Lining Award

FilmResultFan Vote
Nan's UberWinnerConnect Patreon to vote for Nan's Uber
Vanguard MothNominatedConnect Patreon to vote for Vanguard Moth
Whale Song ChristmasNominatedConnect Patreon to vote for Whale Song Christmas

Palme d'Awful Jury Prize

FilmResultFan Vote
The Kelp WifeWinnerConnect Patreon to vote for The Kelp Wife
Cannonball Diplomacy 2NominatedConnect Patreon to vote for Cannonball Diplomacy 2
Nan's UberNominatedConnect Patreon to vote for Nan's Uber
This ceremony, by the numbers

39

Total nominations

13

Categories

13

Winners crowned