Palme d'Awful
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Everyone in the archive

Every director, writer, cinematographer, and actor with a nomination on record.

Alma Ferreira-Tang

Director whose films consistently overpromise and underdeliver, Alma-style.

Barnaby Fitch

Screenwriter with a talent for third acts that undercut everything before them.

Beckham Solstad

Screenwriter with a talent for third acts that undercut everything before them.

Bianca Holt

Screenwriter with a talent for third acts that undo the first two.

Bo Alcheringa

Director whose films consistently overpromise and underdeliver, Bo-style.

Casimir Obuya

Screenwriter with a talent for third acts that undercut everything before them.

Charlize Mbeki

Screenwriter with a talent for third acts that undercut everything before them.

Colby Farraday

Screenwriter with a talent for third acts that undercut everything before them.

Corwin Bates

Director-for-hire who has never met a franchise he wouldn't extend.

Delia Pruitt-Nkemelu

Actor known for committing fully to material that didn't deserve it.

Delphine Roy

Actor who has now played a sentient weapon twice.

Desmond Okafor-Lindqvist

Screenwriter with a talent for third acts that undercut everything before them.

Desmond Pratt

Director-for-hire on legacy sequels nobody requested.

Dutch Alderman

Director whose films consistently overpromise and underdeliver, Dutch-style.

Elliot Vance

Cinematographer known for ambitious lighting choices that rarely pay off.

Emory Castellanos

Actor known for committing fully to material that didn't deserve it.

Fiona Castellan

Screenwriter with a talent for third acts that undercut everything before them.

Greta Solheim

Actor known for committing fully to material that didn't deserve it.

Gunnar Ekholm-Price

Actor known for committing fully to material that didn't deserve it.

Gus Farrow

Cinematographer who never met a lens flare he didn't like.

Idris Wachtel

Actor known for committing fully to material that didn't deserve it.

Ines Marchetti-Vann

Actor known for committing fully to material that didn't deserve it.

Lila Marsh

Former stunt performer turned leading actor.

Marcus Thibodeaux

Director whose films consistently overpromise and underdeliver, Marcus-style.

Marisol Vance

Director drawn to premises that should have stayed loglines.

Micah Ondrejka

Actor known for committing fully to material that didn't deserve it.

Nadia Okoro

Screenwriter with three sequels and counting.

Njoku Baptiste-Reyes

Director whose films consistently overpromise and underdeliver, Njoku-style.

Odalys Fenwick

Screenwriter with a talent for third acts that undercut everything before them.

Owen Baptiste

Character actor who reliably shows up and does the actual work.

Petronella Vasquez-Adeyemi

Director whose films consistently overpromise and underdeliver, Petronella-style.

Priya Nakashima

Director whose films consistently overpromise and underdeliver, Priya-style.

Priya Voss

Actor with a habit of signing onto scripts before the third act is finished.

Rex Calloway

Director known for ambitious high-concept films that rarely land.

Ronan Deslauriers

Actor known for committing fully to material that didn't deserve it.

Selma Okonkwo-Vance

Director whose films consistently overpromise and underdeliver, Selma-style.

Suzette Vantongeren

Screenwriter with a talent for third acts that undercut everything before them.

Tobias Reyes-Lin

Screenwriter with a talent for third acts that undercut everything before them.

Trent Okafor

Actor best known for saying yes before reading past page ten.

Trevino Askeland

Actor known for committing fully to material that didn't deserve it.

Wendell Ashcombe

Director whose films consistently overpromise and underdeliver, Wendell-style.

Winona Halevy

Director whose films consistently overpromise and underdeliver, Winona-style.

Ysolde Marchbanks

Actor known for committing fully to material that didn't deserve it.