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Horror · 2024

Sasquatch Realtor

A cryptid with a real estate license tries to flip haunted houses across the Pacific Northwest.

Worst DirectorWorst ScreenplayWorst CinematographyWorst EnsembleWorst Remake, Reboot or SequelBiggest Waste of TalentThe Silver Lining AwardPalme d'Awful Jury Prize
PosterSasquatch Realtor poster
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101 min

Runtime

$18,000,000

Budget

$6,000,000

Box office

Nomination history — 8 nominations, 2 wins
CeremonyCategoryResult
2024Worst DirectorWon Bronze
2024Worst ScreenplayWon Silver
2024Worst CinematographyWon Gold
2024Worst EnsembleWon Bronze
2024Worst Remake, Reboot or SequelWon Silver
2024Biggest Waste of TalentWon Gold
2024The Silver Lining AwardWon Bronze
2024Palme d'Awful Jury PrizeWon Silver
Details

Studio

Driftwood Features

Genre

Horror

Jury notes

The practical cryptid suit got a standing ovation. The zoning-law subplot did not.

Recognition

No Hall of Shame records — yet.